If I Were A...I'd letra

If I believed everything I saw on television
I'd...Think
Like Brady Bunch
Eat Wendy's for lunch
Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5 never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife

Then I'll be a cop! And I won't be stopped
Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear.

Fishbone - Letras

• A Selection
• Aids and Armageddon
• Alcoholic
• Another generation
• Babyhead
• Beergut
• Behavior Control Technician
• Behind Closed Doors
• Black Flowers
• Bonin' in the Boneyard
• Change
• Chim Chim's Badass Revenge
• Cholly
• Date Rape
• Deep Inside
• Drunk Skitzo
• End The Reign
• Everybody is a Star
• Everyday Sunshine
• Faceplant Scorpion Backpinch
• Fight for Nutmeg
• Fight The Youth
• Fishy Swa Ska
• Fool Like Them
• FOOL LIKE THEM (Demo, 1983)
• Forever Moore
• Freddie's dead
• GAME OF DESTRUCTION
• Ghetto Soundwave
• Give It Up
• HIDE BEHIND MY GLASSES
• Housework
• I Like To Hide Behind My Glasses
• I Wish I Had A Date
• I'm A Weed Plant
• IF I WERE A... I'D
• IF I WERE A... I'D (another version)
• If I Were A...I'd
• If I Were... I'd...
• In The Air
• In The Cube
• Intro
• Iration
• It all kept startin' over again
• IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
• It's a Wonderful Life (gonna Have a Good Time)
• Jack Ass Brigade
• JAMAICAN SKA
• Junkies Prayer
• Just allow
• Karma Tsunami
• Knock It
• Lemon Meringue
• Let Dem Ho's Fight
• LET THE GOOD TIME ROLL
• Love And Bullshit
• LOVE... HATE
• Love...Hate
• Lyin' Ass Bitch
• Ma And Pa
• Mighty Long Way
• Modern Industry
• Monkey Dick
• Movement In The Light
• Naz-tee May'en
• No Fear
• Nutt Megalomaniac
• One Day
• Party at Ground Zero
• Pouring
• POURING RAIN
• Pray To The Junkiemaker
• Premadawnutt
• Pressure
• PROPERTIES OF PROPAGANDA
• Properties Of Propaganda (fuk This Shit On Up)
• Psychologically Overcast
• Question Of Life
• Riot
• ROCK STAR
• Rockstar
• Servitude
• Shakey Ground
• Shit
• Simon Says "The Kingpin"
• Skank 'n Go Nuttz
• Slick Nick you devil you
• SLOW BUS MOVIN'
• Slow Bus Movin' (Howard Beach Party)
• So Many Millions
• Sourpuss
• Subliminal Fascism
• Sunless Saturday
• Swim
• The Devil Made Me Do It
• The Suffering
• The Warmth Of Your Breath
• They all have abandoned their hopes
• Those Days Are Gone
• Turn The Other Way
• Ugly
• Unyeilding Conditioning
• UNYIELDING CONDITIONING
• V.t.t.l.o.t.f.d.g.f.
• We Just Lose Our Minds
• What's New Pussycat
• When Problems Arise
• Where'd you get those pants?